15 Hollywood Hooters That Deserve A Star On The Walk Of Fame
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They're big and bulbous, soft and round. If there's one thing Hollywood is never short of, it's sexy racks. They may not all be real, but celebrity breasts are certainly eye candy – and they're just begging you to notice. Whether you're tuning in to the latest awards show, flipping through a magazine or watching the most recent video from TMZ, you're sure to see plenty of actresses, musicians, and supermodels with their girls on full display. Sometimes a celebrity rack can become even more famous than the woman herself. And it's not just cleavage anymore. What used to be delegated to the Playboy centerfold can now be seen at most any red carpet event. Sure, there are still flat chested celebs, but they are the exception to the rule in modern Hollywood.
Once a tactic reserved for those desperate for publicity, exposing sideboob, underboob and wholeboob is now embraced by even the most traditionally demure A-listers. But while there are plenty of sexy ladies in Hollywood, only a select few can compete for the title of "Hollywood's hottest rack."
With so many chests on display, how can anyone possibly choose? Fortunately, we've done the dirty work (and boy, was it difficult) and compared Hollywood's various bosoms to determine the 15 hottest, sexiest and most perfect breasts in all of celebdom.. Instead of the ABCs of Hollywood boobs, think of it as the "C-D-Es."
15. Jessica Alba
Admirers the world over laud Alba's sexuality, and the actress and entrepreneur is considered one of the world's greatest beauties, but Alba still admits to insecurities about her body. "Every actress out there is more beautiful than me," she told the UK edition of GQ. "All better looking than me. I’ve seen them without makeup, so I know."
And while critical of her body, Alba learned to appreciate what she considered flaws after her daughter was born. "My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it," she said.
14. Tyra Banks
Banks' ample bosom helped her become the first black model to grace the covers of Sports Illustrated and GQ, as well as the first woman of color to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel. But boobs aren't always an asset when you're aspiring to be a fashion model. "Agencies were telling me that my butt was too big, my boobs were too big or I was too fat for the runway," the America's Next Top Model host told the Chicago Defender.
Fortunately for boob men everywhere, Banks and her mother informed her agency to pursue clients interested in the opposite of the popular "skinny images," and the rest is fashion history. Her rack may have helped her achieve celebrity status, but Banks tries to not draw too much attention to her cleavage.
13. Jennifer Lopez
She may be better known for her curvaceous derriere, but Jennifer Lopez's upper assets have grabbed plenty of headlines in their own right. An expert at self-promotion, the actress wastes little opportunity to place her perky poppers front and center, as evidenced by her frequent fashion choices to feature the "plunging-est" of necklines. And J. Lo's cleavage seems to get perkier with time. Is she the female counterpart to Benjamin Button, or can we thank a certain surgeon for blessing her with a timeless rack? At least one doctor definitely believes it's the latter.
"She’s definitely had her breasts done, and whoever did the surgery should be congratulated for doing a fine job!" New Jersey plastic surgeon Dr. Lyle M. Back told the National Enquirer. "She’s definitely on top of her game."
12. Kim Kardashian
Kardashian's rack has been making headlines since the world got its first glimpse of it in its full glory thanks to a now legendary 2003 sex tape leaked in 2007. Thirteen years and a couple of kids later, and Kardashian's knockers are still some of the world's finest - even if her butt gets more attention. Is it any wonder that she tries to showcase her assets at any given opportunity, such as a recent naked selfie? In Kardashian's case, it truly is a money shot. After all, who needs a face that can launch a thousand ships when you've got a rack that's worth a few million bucks?
11. Tiffani Thiessen
Howard Stern is definitely a boob man, and upon seeing her 2001 photo spread in For Him Magazine, the shock jock declared Thiessen's the best in the business, calling hers "the most perfect breasts." "He first said that around the time that first FHM cover came out, it came up again when I did his show again last year," Thiessen said in a 2013 interview. "I’m not gonna say I’m not flattered, he’s Howard Stern, Howard knows boobs. The fact that he talked about me positively, I’ll take it!" She may turn 41 this year, but we bet Thiessen still has plenty of fans dreaming of being "Saved by the Boobs."
10. Lacey Chabert
It was a party of two when Chabert posed in her bra and undies for the November 2013 cover of Maxim, shedding her child star image once and for all. But Chabert isn't about to bare all. "Look, life is tough, and growing up in this business is especially tough. So I really can't take any credit other than saying I grew up in a really protective family," the Mean Girls actress explained.
Chabert may be best known as the pampered teenage daughter of the man who invented Toaster Strudels in 2004's Mean Girls, but the sexy brunette labels herself the "nice girl next door." Even so, that doesn't mean she doesn't know how to have a good time. The 33-year-old told Maxim she loves "a good weekend in Vegas," complete with "Blackjack, roulette, four-card poker, slots ... all of it."
9. Halle Berry
Definitely sporting one of the hottest racks in Hollywood, Halle Berry is proud of the fact her decolletage is au naturel. In fact, she defended the twins during a segment of Celebrity Mean Tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live! late last year. After reading a tweet that simply said, "Halle Berry's boobs are lopsided," the starlet smugly responded, "Well, when they’re real, that happens," before sashaying off the stage.
Berry's breasts may be the real deal, but that doesn't mean the actress, who turns 50 this year, doesn't invest heavily in retaining her youthful appearance. A source told Radar Online that Berry can spend as much as $10,000 a month on non-surgical treatments.
According to Swordfish director Dominic Sena, Berry earned a $250,000-per-boob bonus to appear topless in the film.
8. Jessica Simpson
With a rack that's made headlines since she first busted onto the scene in 1999, Jessica Simpson is as famous for her boobs as she is for her inability to differentiate tuna and chicken. Creepy as it may be, her own father boasted about his daughter's rack in a 2004 interview for GQ. "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy," Joe Simpson said. "If you put her in a t-shirt, or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!"
And while many "twins" start sliding downhill once a starlet has kids, Simpson's just grew larger and rounder as though she houses a couple of melons under her blouse. In fact, Simpson was absolutely bursting out of her bikini top while on a 2016 trip to Cabo. Simpson's appearances even led one plastic surgeon to speculate what work the pop star and designer has had done to her assets. "She looks to be a 38EE," Dr. Lyle Back, who has never treated Simpson, told Radar Online. "If she went any bigger, she'd fall over."
7. Alyssa Milano
These days her rack may earn more headlines as she advocates for public breastfeeding, but to men all over the world, Alyssa Milano is still that teenage crush they never quite got over. Of course, growing up in the spotlight has plenty of pitfalls, including plenty of plastic surgery rumors. When Milano's cup sized appeared to grow significantly between her stints on Who's the Boss? and Charmed, Milano became the subject of vicious speculation. For those who had been paying attention, however, the star had been sexy all along. After all, the actress first went full frontal when she appeared completely nude in 1995's Embrace of the Vampire, an experience she described in a 1996 interview with the New York Daily News:
"Had it been anyone else, it wouldn't have been a big deal. But I learned a lot from it," Milano said. "But I think anyone who watches the movie will see that I had the talent to back up those nude scenes."
6. Christina Aguilera
She may have been fairly flat chested when she debuted in 1999, but X-tina's genies have been out of the bottle for some time now. As a result of her transformation, Aguilera has been plagued by plastic surgery rumors, which the Voice judge vehemently denies. Instead, the pop diva attributes her blossoming bosom to motherhood. "It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before," she tells US Weekly after the birth of her first child in 2008. "I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!"
Still, that doesn't stop celeb bloggers from incessantly posting galleries of Aguilera's evolution. They seem to forget that the songstress was only 18 at the time of the photo shoot for her debut album. What do you think? Late bloomer or surgically enhanced?
5. Scarlett Johansson
She may have starred in her share of box office smashes, but it's Scarlett Johansson's award-winning rack that is often the most memorable part of the show. Named both Esquire's and FHM's "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2006, Playboy's "Sexiest Celebrity" of 2007," GQ's "Babe of the Year" in 2010 and one of Maxim's "Hot 100" at least 11 times, Johansson and her DDs were even honored by readers of the UK's Sun in 2009 when they voted hers "Hollywood's best breasts." Mr. Skin also named Johansson's nude scenes in 2013's Under the Skin No. 1 on its list of the "Top 150 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time."
It's no wonder that in a movie featuring Captain America, Thor, Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, it was Black Widow and Johansson's rack that were the star of the show. It's even been said that ScarJo was the muse who inspired Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl!" After all, when you're that hot, even straight girls are willing to swing both ways.
4. Kate Upton
Upton and her ladies took the fashion world by storm when she and her D-cups debuted in contrast to the rail-thin models with whom designers are accustomed to working. And from the covers of GQ and Sports Illustrated to a smoking hot Super Bowl commercial, Upton's ample rack has sealed its place in the pop culture lexicon. Who could forget its softness, roundness and perkiness? And if that weren't already enough to write home about, Sports Illustrated made sure Upton's were the perkiest and most memorable boobs of all time when it featured them in zero gravity conditions from a photo shoot aboard a Boeing-727 known as the G-Force One. Boobs in space. Just thinking about it makes you smile.
3. Danielle Fishel
These days she may be a sitcom mom, but that doesn't mean Girl Meets World's Danielle Fishel isn't sporting a hot rack. While millions of '90s boys learned about boobs while watching – and crushing on – Fishel's character, Topanga Lawrence, on then-hit show Boy Meets World, their dreams came to fruition when the actress graced the cover of Maxim in 2013 wearing a bra, panties and high heels. The same year, the sexy starlet married a dude seven years her junior and flaunted her figure on a Hawaiian honeymoon.
As anyone who watched Fishel transform from a precocious child to a smokin' hot television star can attest, her assets are the genuine deal. They may only be 34Cs, but they're as round and perky as any 35-year-old can be proud to display. Nowadays, she may play the mom on TV, but we all know we're really turning in to see Topanga's girls meet the world.
2. Salma Hayek
The luscious Latina may turn 50 this year, but she still has one of Hollywood's hottest racks. In fact, UK renowned plastic surgeon Ash Mosahebi, who has performed more than 15,000 operations, told the Sun that, in his opinion, Hayek has the best natural boobs in the business. "Salma Hayek’s breasts are large, with good shape and also natural looking," Mosahebi, known as Dr. Boob Job, said. "They don’t just look like a pair of blobs."
And while the actress is still quite fond of her assets, she admits they're not what they used to be. A few years back, Hayek told the Daily Mail that her boobs had looked somewhat better 10 years earlier. Funny, we hadn't noticed. "They're not bad, by the way," Hayek added. "I'm not complaining about them."
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
They have their own Facebook page, and the actress boasting them once claimed she'd insure them for $5 million, so is it any wonder that Jennifer Love Hewitt's ladies are our No. 1 on this list of Hollywood's hottest racks. "I need, like, an insurance invitation," the actress told Us Weekly in reference to her C cups. "If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’"
Of course Hewitt later told Jimmy Kimmell that it was all a joke, but she admitted in a 2012 interview with Maxim that she likes her assets. "It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs," the actress said. "They're good. They've always served me well."
Sources: nationalenquirer, maxim
